Stupid

written by Dave Nielsen

You can try as hard as you want
To screw the lid to the peanut butter

Onto the jar of the raspberry jam.
You can try and try,

Ask, “What the hell?”
And maybe even drop a few f-bombs.

But until you look down
And actually see what you are doing—

Screwing the lid to the peanut butter
Onto the jar of raspberry jam—

Let me tell you. I mean
Let me tell you.

It is not going to work.